Just a Thought

[SCBillandJane]

While driving down I-85, I promise you that I saw a billboard showing a car with a damaged front end that was being towed after running into a tree. The written message was "Hit a tree? Call Attorney ____ at __ in Atlanta." I am still trying to understand. Did the tree jump in front of the car? Did the tree paint new lines on the road faking a driver into turning off the road and hitting the tree? What would be the motive? Are there certain trees that have bad attitudes like the sassafras? Maybe the tree was a dogwood, and its bark distracted the driver. When the attorney gets the jury to award you the last bit of the tree's sap, what do you do with it? As for me, I am going to question all the nearby trees before I set up the TrailManor.

I am waiting for:

"Distracted by this billboard? Call _____"

[SCBillandJane]

I have heard that out west they have a loblolly pine. Perhaps they lob pine cones at unsuspecting cars.

LOVE IT!!! Gotta watch out for those tree's. Now if you could train them to jump into the campfire.......

Maybe they're going for a class action suit against Johnny Appleseed