In today's hazardous weather outlook from the National Weather Service for the sourthern Colorado mountains was the sentence "IF ATHUNDERS TORM SHOULD
TREK ACROSS THE BURN SCAR AREAS...THEN FLASH
FLOODING WILL BE POSSIBLE. " It struck me that probably only in Colorado would a NWS staffer describe the movement of a thunderstorm as a "trek" ("an arduous journey across mountainous terrain"
. Yet another indicator that life here really is kinda different than it is elsewhere in the nation. Which reminded me of some lines from Jeff Foxworthy when he did a show here a while back:
You may be a Coloradan if...
You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
You're a meat eating vegetarian.
The bike on your car is worth more than your car.
You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
You always carry jumper cables in the car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: "almost winter, winter, still winter and "construction"
You can never figure out why your out of town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
You have surge protectors on every outlet.
April showers bring May blizzards.
You see someone riding a Harley in a downpour, and you look closer to see if it's anyone you know.
'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been. Many times.
You know what a 'Chinook' is.
You know what a 'Rocky Mountain oyster' is.
You know what a 'fourteener' is.
But you don't know what a 'turn signal' is.
A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning-rod.
SPF 90 is not out of the question.
People visiting from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do.
Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
You know where the real 'South Park' is.
You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
Driving directions usually include 'Go over ____ Pass...'
You've used 'checking for ticks' as an excuse to get someone naked.
You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka.
You've gone skiing in July.
You've gone sunbathing in January.
And most important:
You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
;D ;D ;D ;D
If you've got something along these lines for your state/region, please post!