For Sale Thetford Electromagic - SoCal local pickup

Riwright · 11-06-2013, 11:16 PM

Friends, have you ever dreamed of the the high-flying jet-setter lifestyle? Sipping champagne on your way to exotic locales, rubbing elbows with celebrities and supermodels. Have you ever wondered what makes those people so different from you? So "special?"

Yes, that's right. Those people use a RECIRCULATING toilet. It is a closely held secret -- know only to a few insiders -- that the worlds most exclusive airlines and private jets have installed RECIRCULATING toilets for years.

No longer do you need to sit on the outside looking in. You too can have the prestige and glamor of a RECIRCULATING toilet. Just imagine it -- at your next party you break into a conversation with the line, "why yes, I was just thinking about the same thing while I was sitting on my RECIRCULATING toilet!" Think of the looks you will get!

"But wait!" you say, "An ordinary Joe like me can't afford this exciting new lifestyle addition!" Well my friend, you can. The dream, the adventure, the fantasy -- of a RECIRCULATING toilet -- can be yours.

Location: Northern LA County
Shipping: None. You'll have to come get it
Price: Cheap. Make an offer. My wife want's it out of here.
Condition: Works fine. No problems that I can see. It's about 10 years old so you should put new seals in it

hillbillyhotel · 11-07-2013, 05:55 AM

i got to say, that is the best ad i have seen in awhile,,

i needed that this morning

MarkoPolo · 11-07-2013, 07:52 AM

I just spewed my coffee! Too funny.

11-07-2013, 08:10 AM

Time to buy Thetford stock!!

Redtail Cruiser · 11-07-2013, 09:46 AM

Now that's what I call " Turning a silk purse out of a sow's ear". LOL

MarkoPolo · 11-07-2013, 12:18 PM

One thing is for sure: if I ever want to sell something, I want you to write the copy!

TrailManorMan · 11-07-2013, 12:30 PM

funny, if i was closer I'd buy it just to hear the closing sales pitch!

clan_salmons · 11-07-2013, 01:42 PM

And if you order in the next 10 minutes we'll DOUBLE your order for NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

11-07-2013, 02:32 PM

Leaving from Florida on Monday. Probably cant make it there til just before Christmas. If you could sit on it til then, might be interested.

01-02-2014, 06:03 PM

Well I heard the closing and Thanks so much. I picked up the toilet for free and got an education on mods for the TM. Really appreciate the time spent and I received a lot of ideas. Again, Thanks for the all purpose crapper. Can't wait to try it out. John