OK, Goddess,
You've got to give us a clue about how you came up with the handle. My dictionary includes two definitions for forensics.
1. crime-solving: relating to the application of science to decide questions arising from crime or litigation; forensic evidence
2. of debating: relating to debate and formal argumentation;
forensic oratory
Either one of these have an influence on your choice?
No matter how you came up with it, you get my vote for most creative handle so far.
BTW, the smartest dog (and also one of the sweetest and best natured) I ever knew was a female Doberman. I don't know if she could read, but she could do everything else.
Since I generally like all dogs, and seem to get along with them pretty well, I naturally assume they will like me as well. Many of the Dob's don't seem to share my viewpoint. You obviously have much more knowledge about their outlook on life. Any comments relative to their aloof attitude?