Re:Raing and Lowering
Let's analyze this situation closely to see what can be learned.
1. John is from Oklahoma. Volunteered to learn how to fly helicoptors in the military. With those credentials, he obviously isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. The dealer where he bought the trailer is in Arkansas. Even though former Arksansas Senator J. William Fulbright is the founder of the scholarship program bearing his name, there is no record as to how many the graduates of that program sought careers in camper service.
Anybody see a pattern unfolding here?
On a related subject, I recently received a communique explaining why the murder cases in Arkansas are so difficult to solve:
1. All the DNA is the same
2. There are no dental records
PS: Just kidding, as I hope most of you know. I'm an Okie too and John and I have yukked it up on the phone about our meager intellectual capacities. The Arkies have just as much fun kidding the Okies as we do kidding them. As one of my dentist friends said to his Arkie patient not long ago, "nice tooth."
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