[G-V_Driver]

1. Tell him to get in the bed with the pin out. When it dumps his fanny on the ground he will change his mind about the time it takes.

2. Ask him if any of the other trailers, like Coleman of which there are about a jillion, have vent-a-hoods over the cook-tops. Where has he been living? in the hills?

Oops, sorry, I forgot you said you were from Kentucky {;>)